'So You Think You Can Dance'
Premiere Date: May 24
Network: Fox
Starring: Cat Deeley, Nigel Lythgoe, Mary Murphy
The 411: In its third season, the 'American Idol' of dancing lets contestants audition for a chance to experience "hell week" in Las Vegas. Where's Apolo when you need him?
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'The Simple Life Goes to Camp'
Premiere Date: May 28
Network: E!
Starring: Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie
The 411: For season five, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie take their (freak)show to summer camp. Lock up your kids!
'America's Got Talent'
Premiere Date: May 29
Network: NBC
Starring: Jerry Springer, Sharon Osbourne, David Hasselhoff
The 411: Calling all ventriloquists, mimes, jugglers and magicians. It's your second chance to make David Hasselhoff proud.
'Hex'
Premiere Date: June 2
Network: BBC America
Starring: Laura Pyper, Jemima Rooper, Michael Fassbender
The 411: Medenham Hall gets a new heroine in the battle between good and evil. And we thought our high school years were tough.
'Hell's Kitchen'
Premiere Date: June 4
Network: Fox
Starring: Gordon Ramsay
The 411: Returning for season three, chef Gordon Ramsay inspires all of us who dream of marching into a restaurant kitchen and screaming at the cooks.
'Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List'
Premiere Date: June 5
Network: Bravo
Starring: Kathy Griffin
The 411: Comedian Kathy Griffin returns for a third season. If she keeps this up, she'll have to join to the C-list soon.
'Criss Angel Mindfreak'
Premiere Date: June 5
Network: A&E
Starring: Criss Angel
The 411: Criss Angel freaks our minds for a third season of setting himself on fire, tying himself up under water and turing motorcycles into girls.
'Footballers Wive$'
Premiere Date: June 6
Network: BBC America
Starring: Zoe Lucker, Ben Price, Laila Rouass
The 411: Season three ended with both Tanya and Amber pregnant. Looks like Conrad's been scoring on both sides of the field.
'American Inventor'
Premiere Date: June 6
Network: ABC
Starring: Peter Jones
The 411: Season two sets out in search of the brightest idea. Our concept for a self-producing reality show didn't make the cut.
'Tyler Perry's House of Payne'
Premiere Date: June 6
Network: TBS
Starring: Allen Payne, LaVan Davis, Cassi Davis, Larramie "Doc" Shaw, China Anne McClain, Denise Burse
The 411: Pops has even more Payne on his hands, as CJ's kids just keep getting bigger -- and more rebellious -- in season two.
'Ghost Hunters'
Premiere Date: June 6
Network: SCI FI
Starring: Jason Hawes, Grant Wilson
The 411: Returning from their mid-season-three break, The Atlantic Paranormal Society will pick up their tools and Roto-Rooter more ghosts out of hiding.
'Top Chef'
Premiere Date: June 6
Network: Bravo
Starring: Padma Lakshmi, Tom Colicchio, Gail Simmons, Ted Allen
The 411: The third season will have have us thinking maybe we should try cooking non-frozen foods every once in a while.
'Standoff'
Premiere Date: June 8
Network: Fox
Starring: Ron Livingston, Rosemary DeWitt, Michael Cudlitz, Gina Torres, Raquel Alessi
The 411: Ron Livingston applied his FBI negotiator skills to get his show back from hiatus.
'Kyle XY'
Premiere Date: June 11
Network: ABC Family
Starring: Matt Dallas, Marguerite MacIntyre, Bruce Thomas
The 411: In season two, Kyle's not the only kid on the block without a belly button. Jessi XX better play nice.
'Big Love'
Premiere Date: June 11
Network: HBO
Starring: Bill Paxton, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Chloe Sevigny, Ginnifer Goodwin
The 411: When season one ended, everyone's favorite polygamist family had been outed by Harry Dean Stanton. God only knows how they'll get out of this one.
'Last Comic Standing'
Premiere Date: June 13
Network: NBC
Starring: Bill Bellamy
The 411: Season five goes international, with comedians from all over the world competing for big prize money and a Bravo special. That's some serious business.
'Rescue Me'
Premiere Date: June 13
Network: FX
Starring: Denis Leary, James McCaffrey, Andrea Roth, Michael Lombardi, Jack McGee, Steven Pasquale, Daniel Sunjata, John Scurti
The 411: Last we saw Dennis Leary, he was in bad need of rescuing. Will he make it to season four, or will he join his ghost buddies?
'The 4400'
Premiere Date: June 17
Network: USA
Starring: Joel Gretsch, Jacqueline McKenzie, Billy Campbell
The 411: Season four promises more hidden powers, more abductions of children from the future and seeding them in the past. You know, the usual.
'The Dead Zone'
Premiere Date: June 17
Network: USA
Starring: Anthony Michael Hall, Nicole de Boer, Chris Bruno, John Adams, David Ogden Stiers
The 411: Johnny Smith returns for season six. Once again, the fate of America -- and the world -- depends on him, and that part of the brain none of us use.
'Entourage'
Premiere Date: June 17
Network: HBO
Starring: Adrian Grenier, Kevin Dillon, Jeremy Piven, Kevin Connolly, Jerry Ferrara
The 411: Vince and the boys return for season four, and the elusive dream project 'Medillin' could finally come true. But where are the boys going to live?
'The Closer'
Premiere Date: June 18
Network: TNT
Starring: Kyra Sedgwick, J.K. Simmons
The 411: Fresh after her Golden Globe win, Kyra Sedgwick will personally interrogate eveybody in America until they confess they love her show.
'Big Brother'
Premiere Date: July 5
Network: CBS
Starring: Julie Chen
The 411: Following last year's All-Stars season, a new set of houseguests will move into our TVs. Let's all give them a warm welcome.
'Doctor Who'
Premiere Date: July 6
Network: SCI FI
Starring: David Tennant, Freema Agyeman
The 411: The tenth Doctor in this eternally-running series continues his time-traveling adventures, only this time he's got a new companion. Cheeky bastard.
'World Series of Pop Culture'
Premiere Date: July 9
Network: VH1
Starring: Pat Kiernan, Lisa Guerrero
The 411: Pop culture junkies descend upon New York for a second season of a show that proves there's no such thing as useless knowledge.
'Eureka'
Premiere Date: July 10
Network: SCI FI
Starring: Colin Ferguson, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Joe Morton, Jordan Hinson
The 411: At the end of season one, this mysterious town was warped to the year 2010. Does that make this season four?
'Monk'
Premiere Date: July 13
Network: USA
Starring: Tony Shalhoub, Ted Levine, Traylor Howard
The 411: Tony Shalhoub returns for season six as a private detective who solves tricky cases while surviving terrible ordeals, both real and imagined.
'Psych'
Premiere Date: July 13
Network: USA
Starring: James Roday, Dule Hill, Corbin Bernsen
The 411: Season two offers more proof that pretending to be psychic can send someone other than yourself to prison.
'Design Star'
Premiere Date: July 22
Network: HGTV
Starring: Clive Pearse
The 411: Tired of looking at those old drapes and out-dated upholstery? Watch season two of 'Design Star' instead.
'Who Wants to Be a Superhero?'
Premiere Date: July 25
Network: SCI FI
Starring: Stan Lee
The 411: The person with the coolest superhero concept wins a comic book and a TV movie. Everyone else gets life-crushing humiliation.
'My Boys'
Premiere Date: July 30
Network: TBS
Starring: Jordana Spiro, Jim Gaffigan, Jamie Kaler, Kyle Howard
The 411: PJ and Brendan hooked up at the end of season one. What happens when "boys" becomes just "boy"?
'Biggest Loser'
Premiere Date: Aug. 7
Network: NBC
Starring: Alison Sweeney
The 411: This fat-burning beheamoth adds soap star Alison Sweeney as its host, and loses nothing.
'Weeds'
Premiere Date: Aug. 13
Network: Showtime
Starring: Mary-Louise Parker, Elizabeth Perkins, Kevin Nealon, Mary-Kate Olsen, Matthew Modine
The 411: Mary-Louise Parker has some new neighbors to contend with in the third season. Matthew Modine checks in, and Mary-Kate Olsen returns to TV sans-Ashley to play a devout Christian.
